mom: well, we've had such a good time that i don't know how we'll make ourselves get in the car for seven hours.
jason: don't worry, you've done oyster shooters. now you can do anything.
[for the type A rule-followers out there: no, we did not drive immediately after having (shooting?) the shooters.]
In other news, Z informed me today that Mrs. Paula Deen has announced her [inevitable] onset of Type II Diabetes. Did anyone see this coming? (case in point)